Dear Nocketback—August ‘08

Dear Nocketback,
I just started dating this really cool chick. She’s thin, hot, and reads a lot. I don’t really read much but I can fake it. She’s also a vegan and wants me to become one too. I think I might have to if I want to stay with her. But I really like meat and absolutely hate veggies. I try to eat like her, but raw vegetables are like eating colorful dirt. What’s next?
--Meatless in Seattle

Dear MiS,