Misforunte Cookies February 2009
1. You’ll find February hot and heavy in the lust department, but like its black history, it’ll end just as abruptly.
2. Don’t look now but your moon is in the ninth gate. Beware of busy crosswalks and black widows (spider and human).
3. Lady luck, that fickle whore, will blind you with false hope on the 28th. You’ll be tempted but by all means DON’T SCRATCH.
4. A family reunion will bring with it an unexpected surprise—yup, that was your cousin under the sleeping bag in 1998.